WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally isappear.

WARNING: CONSUMPTION of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make think Slayer is good!

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make all of Pantera songs sound unique

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make understand lyrics in all shit growling bands

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think Ozzy is a god.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think liking above bands makes you cool

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you hostile towards a Brit with remarkable music taste

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think its cool to say you take drugs and how stoned you are in a irc chatroom

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have lots of friends for being a drama queen and pming people in a irc chatroom.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make listen to the same bands over and over and over again.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make play BLS, Ozzy, Dio 30 times in a Djing set

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make sick fucked up april fools

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think your brilliant.

Its ok you dont have to thank me I know Im brilliant.

You don't need to be drunk to do those things Hobs.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think I'm dead sexy.