Ozzy Wants to Ban Christmas

Yes, you read that correctly. Ozzy Osbourne wants to ban Christmas – saying that the excitement and hype of the festive season “a wind-up”. Ozzy’s adamant that most modern festive traditions have little to do with the true meaning of the Christian festival.  He can’t handle Yuletide because he always used that as an excuse to “get drunk”.  In his health column for Ozzy’s health column in The Sunday Times Magazine, Osbourne writes,

“Christmas should be banned. Full stop. Although when I was drinking, I thought it was great, ‘cos it was the perfect excuse to get blasted… Now I can’t stand any of it. All this ’10 more shopping days to go’ b**locks is such a wind-up. I ain’t exactly Mr Holy, but what’s that got to do with Baby Jesus being born?… The faster we get to New Year’s Day 2011, the better.”

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