OZZY OSBOURNE Wants Funeral to be “a celebration, not a mope-fest.”
In his health column for the Sunday Times magazine (I had no clue that Ozzy even had a “health column”!), 62-year-old Osbourne writes,
“I don’t care what they play at my funeral; they can put on a medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and We Are The Diddymen if it makes ’em happy — but I do want to make sure it’s a celebration, not a mope-fest (sic).
“I’d also like some pranks maybe the sound of knocking inside the coffin, or a video of me asking my doctor for a second opinion on his diagnosis of ‘death’.
“There’ll be no harping on the bad times. I don’t want my funeral to be sad. I want it to be a time to say ‘thanks.'”
Right on, Ozzy!!