GWAR’s ODERUS URUNGUS Sustains Drug Habit with Crack-a-Thon

Looks as though the sludgy world of GWAR is at it again.  GWAR have announced the return of last year’s The Crack-a-Thon and have posted an online teaser of their Kickstarter-funded animation project, “The Blood Vomits”.  The Crack-a-Thon will be held at the MF Gallery, in Brooklyn, New York, on Sep. 2nd and 3rd. There will be two performances per night, at 8 and 11, and tickets are available at CRACK11.htm for $20 (seated) and $10 (standing). All four performances will be streamed live on the inter-web at

Here’s what they had to say about the gig last year:

Last year’s Crack-a-Thon was an attempt by GWAR lead singer Oderus Urungus to raise funds for his humungous drug-habit, and raise awareness for GWAR‘s fledgling internet TV station, Despite a slew of celebrity guests, including Andrew W.K., both efforts proved to be a “miserable failure”, with Urungus actually smoking the money, and disappearing from the internet after the webmaster was “eaten by a crack-crazed penguin”. Never one to be daunted by his repeated failures, Urungus is back with an entirely new schtick…

“Screw a bunch of crappy guests…even if they were great, did it for free, and blew me in the bathroom after the show,” said Urungus. “This year I am presenting a special Spoken Turd performance, where those humans lucky enough to get in will be treated to me droning on about any number of asinine subjects until I foam at the mouth and fall over backwards…I don’t care if you think it’s funny or not…you WILL laugh!”

“We have been jacking our fans with every conceivable way the internet can provide to get money out of people…so fuck it, this time it’s on me…this is our chance to give something back to the community besides AIDS,” said Urungus.

“The Blood Vomits”, Slave Pit’s nimated project, have announced today the posting of a special teaser of the project , which is nearing completion at Slave Pit Studios.

“The episode is looking great. The fans really responded to our Kickstarter campaign, and the guys are working their asses off to deliver an amazing product,” said Slave Pit spokesman Dave Brockie. “But to whet your appetite, we got together a little taste…a taste of “Blood Vomit”!”

So check out the Blood Vomit teaser at

“Look for a HUGE update of all things GWAR-B-Q on Monday! That is all.”

GWAR on tour with Every Time I Die, Ghoul and Warbeast

10/18 Charlotte, NC @ Amos’ Southend

10/19 Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa

10/20 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

10/21 Worcester, MA @ The Palladium

10/22 Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights

10/23 New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

10/24 Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues

10/25 Toronto, ON @ Phoenix Concert Theatre

10/26 Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection

10/28 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

10/29 Detroit, MI @ Harpo’s

10/30 Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue

10/31 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues

11/01 Sauget, IL @ Pop’s

11/02 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue

11/04 Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Event Centre

11/05 Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom

11/07 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom

11/08 Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo

11/09 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre

11/11 San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom

11/12 West Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues

11/13 Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse

11/14 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre

11/15 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater

11/16 Denver, CO @ The Summit Music Hall

11/18 Austin, TX @ East Side Drive In

11/19 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues

11/20 Houston, TX @ House of Blues

11/21 New Orleans, LA @ The Hangar

11/22 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade

11/23 Tampa, FL @ Green Iguana Stadium

11/25 Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theatre

11/26 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory

11/27 New Haven, CT @ Toad’s Place



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