Tag: Balls

STEEL PANTHER Ready To Rock The Genitals Off The Australian Women

In words that can be uttered by no one else but Steel Panther about their upcoming tour of Australia: Michael Starr commenting “I can’t wait to get my balls out in some fresh Australian air!” and Stixx adding “I can’t wait to come to Australia and rock all the genitals off your women then they’ll …

The Worshyp, Evil Abounds Album Review

Q) What do you do when your drummer quits prior to entering the studio to record the follow up to your debut album? A) Simple. You hire renowned sticksman Jimmy DeGrasso (Megadeth, Alice Cooper) to fill in. The Worshyp are Canada’s best kept secret. Their debut album Kingdom Earth received rave reviews worldwide, and was …

The Worshyp: Kingdom Earth Album Review

Take a hint of the big 4, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax, a whole load of confidence, and add them into a huge pot, stir well, and what do you get? You get The Worshyp. I have been watching this band on Twitter, promoting their music for a while, so I thought, what the hell, …

Come For The Band Name, Stay For The Hilarity. Anal Cunt Frontman Dead at 43.

It was reported today that Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt has died of a heart attack at the age of 43.  In a statement from the bands PR firm: “Yes, it’s true. Seth Putnam, one of the most infamous musicians that extreme metal has ever seen, the grindcore GG Allin, has passed away due to …

The Haunted Frontman Makes Us Feel Like a Bunch of Lazy Procrastinators

SWEDEN–Just two weeks after the release of his band’s latest album, The Haunted frontman Peter Dolving has announced his first novel is now available. While calling a 145-page book a novel is pushing the limits of the definition of a novel, its release makes just about everyone, except for maybe Devin Townsend, look very unproductive. …

Shit Ton of People at Big Four Concert Did Not Actually Watch the Show

LAS VEGAS–Over 50,000 people attended the first ever ‘Big 4’ show on American soil last weekend and nearly two dozen of those fans actually watched the show. The remaining 49,000+ spent the day texting, Facebooking, Twittering, and picture-taking. Sure, a ticket stub and a boatload of memories would satiate some appetites but this crowd of …

What I Won’t Be Listening To This September

Well I actually had good things to say about a few pretty random albums last week, this week not so much.  I checked out a couple of albums from a couple of bands that should have stayed in 2003.  Even though Linkin Park has never been a band I got excited for, I always at …

THE FAMINE: Album Update, Let “Balls Hang Out”

THE FAMINE have wrapped up tracking their new album and Jason Suecof (CHIMAIRA, ALL THAT REMAINS) has taken the helm for mixing duties. Speaking on the album, band drummer Mark Garza offered the following update: “We are done recording the new record with Braxton Henry and its being mixed by Jason Suecof as I write this. Undoubtedly, this record …

THE AUTUMN OFFERING: New Album and Teaser for Music Video

THE AUTUMN OFFERING are back with their self-titled release, The Autumn Offering Matt McChesney comments, “I always thought we were unfairly lumped in with the ‘metalcore’ bands. I always thought we did much more musically and were a bit more sophisticated then your typical good cop/bad cop band. It takes balls to admit this, but …

Parkway Drive – Deep Blue

Generic deathcore band PARKWAY DRIVE has created another generic deathcore album, this one with their latest, Deep Blue.  By generic, I don’t even mean a cool generic like As I Lay Dying – in this case I dub PARKWAY DRIVE as generic borecore.  I tried to find at least one good thing to say about …

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