Tag: Grimp

Known Accomplices Dossier

Known Accomplices Dossier Table of Contents – Brief Synopsis of Individuals and Organizations to Watch for oRc influence. 1. Chuck Lukacs Gruesom Grimp, using a human minion as a front, hired this fantasy illustrator to do portraits of A Band of Orcs when they first entered our dimension. Ostensibly, this is because the orcs mistook …

OOG

From File 23: “Oog likes to bang stuff, so he plays drums. Or hits uni-corns over the head with boulders. Back in Hirntodia many regard Oog as, perhaps, the best unicorn poacher in the realm, for nothing makes for better drum heads than freshly cured unicorn hide. He has organized and led many expeditions into …

Gronk!

From File 23: “Gronk!, whose name means ‘the-rumbling-sound-of-earth-quake-that-preceeds-the-volcano-eruption’ in your miserable human language, serves as the band’s shaman and ancestor spirit medium. On Mondays, he believes he channels Steve Harris; on Tuesdays it’s Geezer Butler, and on Wednesdays the will of Great Gzoroth, the Chaos Dragon, who foretells of the coming Domination. Gronk! plays bass …

A Poem

Written by an escaped slave in London: *Gifts from the airport* One short week ago, I was dragged back through the vortex, back to Satan Cruz. It’s still there, still churning out magic and mischief and music. Though I escaped its clutches, still the Grimp and the powers that be pursued me. And they let …

Facedown Presents: As Hell Retreats video up now

Strike First’s As Hell Retreats has just released their first video from their 2010 album Revival.  You can see ”Inferior” now on YouTube: Inferior. Self-hating humans are the worst. They’ve submitted to The Grimp’s lies. Watch them parade and convince you of your inability to fight back: Tour Dates Aug 20 — Memphis, TN @ T.H.A.T. Church …

Tour Dates Uncovered

Proselytizing the wicked is one of “The Grimp’s” favorite phrases. It means to capture Humans and enslave them; mind, body and soul. One way A Band of Orcs “Proselytizes” is by organizing raids on specific cities that may provide fresh blood for their cause. These are some dates that C.A.C managed to gather: Oct 23, …

Hulg ElfR.I.Pper

From File 23: “Hulg is dead. Or, rather, undead. He’s our resident zombie oRc; his obituary reads: “Hulg ElfR.I.P.per was fatally electrocuted last night, when in a fit of rage resulting from an argument with Filthgrinder over the band’s sound and direction, oh, okay, tuning—they were trying to settle whether they should play in standard …

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