Tag: Hilarity

‘The Merciless Book Of Metal Lists’ – Contributions by Philip Anselmo, Kerry King, and Scott Ian

“The Merciless Book Of Metal Lists”, by Howie Abrams and Sacha Jenkins, is set to be released on April 9. Check out the press release description (via Blabbermouth.net) for the book below.  I get the impression that this is definitely a book I’d dig adding to my “must-read” list. “Touted as “the most opinionated compendium ever written …

Come For The Band Name, Stay For The Hilarity. Anal Cunt Frontman Dead at 43.

It was reported today that Seth Putnam of Anal Cunt has died of a heart attack at the age of 43.  In a statement from the bands PR firm: “Yes, it’s true. Seth Putnam, one of the most infamous musicians that extreme metal has ever seen, the grindcore GG Allin, has passed away due to …

5 Hair-Metal Sitcom Ideas

  By Eric Grandy of the Seattle Weekly “Hey, try the wings.”   1. Wingin’ It: Kip Winger opens a hot-wings restaurant with the cast of Wings. Hilarity ensues. 2. Full Nelson: The twins from Nelson stage a comeback career as tag-team professional wrestlers. Hilarity ensues. 3. Candy Strypers: The members of Stryper take jobs …

Gypsyhawk – Eric Harris (bass/vocals) and Andrew Packer (guitars)

Ever seen a Gypsyhawk before?  I bet you’re imagining some kind of massive bird / stoned Egyptian, or whatever your brain tells ya.  Picture to yourself what a Gypsyhawk might look like, but also take note of the real beast, GYPSYHAWK the band, who bring back that classic rock / heavy metal sound that we …

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