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If You’re Not Picky – There’s Awesome New Music Out Now!
Well there are a handful of new albums that have just been released that believe it or not, are worth owning! I know hell might have frozen over when I’m not bitching about the new releases sucking dick like every other week. As long as you’re not picky with your genre of metal here, there …
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I Am Not The Lead Singer of Lordi Says A Mall Santa
OMAHA–Mr. Lordi, the lead singer of no-hit wonder and Ozzfest ruiner Lordi, was apparently spotted at an Omaha mall dressed as Santa Claus. The man who was going by the name Bob Thornton claims to have never heard of the Finnish horror rockers. “I’m just your run-of-the-mill drunken hobo with a checkered past looking to …
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