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Its saddening to see Humans ally with the Orcs in return for being “spared” when the Domination comes. Such is the case with TheLiveLine. At www.theliveline.com, musicians are assigned telephone numbers. Fans can call these numbers to hear voice blogs which the musicians record. Then, fans can leave messages for the stars which can be …
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From File 23: “Oog likes to bang stuff, so he plays drums. Or hits uni-corns over the head with boulders. Back in Hirntodia many regard Oog as, perhaps, the best unicorn poacher in the realm, for nothing makes for better drum heads than freshly cured unicorn hide. He has organized and led many expeditions into …
In addition to sonic filth, the oRcs peddle these god-awful wares to humanity: http://abandoforcs.com/loot.html The nerve of them. -YF Go to SMNnews
As just discovered in the chat with The Gruesom Grimp, a new full length record based on the works of Gary Gygax is in the works, releas date unannounced. This is good news, having these records explicitly outlines orkish plans for the human race. Brand new tracks to be debuted on Metal Sanaz’s Official Site …
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Disperser of lies The Grimp has set up a home base for the Orcs at www.abandoforcs.com -YF Go to SMNnews
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Grimp Himself, live. Chat with him, hear his lies: http://www.smnnews.com/a-band-of-orcs-live-chat/ -YF Go to SMNnews
Propaganda from the C.A.C. A doubting citizen tries to extract information from a Human in the employ of A Band of Orcs. Clearly, the interviewer didn’t get the answers he expected: C.A.C.files_MorketidenIntv.Re_orcs2010 (5mb size, allow buffer time, click anywhere to exit player mode) Morketiden (Norwegian for Murky Time) is a booking and production house in …
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From File 23: “Gogog Bloodthroat, a name synonymous with vocal savagery, hails from the mighty Gore-Stained Axe Tribe. A slaughterer of over 1000 worthy and unworthy foes, he fought his greatest battle against his own father Morgor Blood-Axe to become Chieftain of the tribe. At one of many epic battles in which he fought, Gogog …
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This band has been linked to A Band of Orcs through online communications intercepted by the C.A.C. They’re Frenchmen, most likely human, although if you listen to below decimation from 6:25 on, you wouldn’t be so sure. When HYPNO5E get heavy, they get BRUTAL. French metal has been huge since GOJIRA made their mark on …
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I love THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, they have paid their dues and provided exceptional music for years, but look at how quickly anyone can fall for the Orkish charm: Its near the end that you get to see Dillinger’s approval of the “Masked” metallers A BAND OF ORCS. -YF Go to SMNnews
